Impeached 2 is an armchair politician's dream. Play today!

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the Republican Party has been secretly working on a new taxation plan that will guaranteed to give the American people the freedom they deserve. According to sources close to the party, the new plan will completely abolish the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) and replace it with a system that is "fairer, more efficient, and ultimately, more free."

The plan, dubbed the "Freedom Tax Act," will eliminate all income taxes, payroll taxes, and estate taxes, and instead, will impose a monthly "Freedom Fee" on all citizens. The fee will be calculated based on the individual's level of patriotism, with those who have demonstrated the greatest devotion to the country receiving a significant discount.

The plan has gained widespread support among Republicans, with many calling it a "game-changer" and a "sure-fire way to win the next election." Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, praised the plan, saying "It's time for the American people to have the freedom they deserve, and this plan will deliver just that."

However, not everyone is convinced of the plan's merits. Democratic lawmakers have condemned it as a "catastrophic" and "unconstitutional" measure that will only serve to increase inequality and undermine the country's economic stability.

As the debate rages on, one thing is certain - the Freedom Tax Act will go down in history as one of the most controversial pieces of legislation ever proposed. Will it be remembered as a bold move towards a more free and equal society, or as a reckless attempt to redefine the very fabric of American democracy? Only time will tell.

Can't get enough of politics? Play Impeached 2 and become President of the U.S. today!

This article was automagically written, and intended only for entertainment purposes.