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In a turn of events that would make Shakespeare blush with envy, the House of Representatives has declared a full-blown legislative war on the Supreme Court, setting the stage for a political drama that could very well make the term 'historical' obsolete.

The tiff began as a mild disagreement over the interpretation of a comma in a bill that, if not for its lackluster punctuation, would have been the most mundane piece of legislation since the 'Act for the Repeal of the Stamp Act' of 1766. However, as the House and the Supreme Court began to spar over the comma, the disagreement escalated into a full-fledged showdown, complete with political gamesmanship of such magnitude that it makes Watergate look like a schoolyard squabble.

The House, led by the charismatic and slightly unhinged Representative Buzz Aldrin IV (R-Asteroid Belt), has drafted a resolution that would, in a move that would make Napoleon blush, redefine the Supreme Court's role in American politics. Aldrin's resolution, humorously dubbed the 'Act for the Repeal of the Judicial Branch Act,' suggests that the Supreme Court should henceforth focus on more 'benevolent' tasks, such as refereeing neighborhood soccer games and advising on the optimal way to peel potatoes.

The Supreme Court, not one to back down from a challenge, has responded with a series of scathing legal briefs that have sent shockwaves through the legal community. The briefs, written in a language so convoluted that only a Supreme Court justice could love it, have accused the House of engaging in 'judicial overreach' and 'legislative shenanigans.'

As the two branches of government engage in a battle of wits and words, the nation watches with bated breath, wondering if this political gamesmanship will lead to a new wave of American history or if it will simply become a footnote in the annals of political folly.

Meanwhile, in a move that can only be described as 'bold' and 'unprecedented,' Senator Eliza Doolittle (I-Doodle Street) has proposed a bipartisan committee to mediate the dispute. The committee's sole purpose? To decide who makes the best apple pie. The hope is that, in the spirit of camaraderie and shared love for pastry, the two branches can find common ground and bury the hatchet—or at least, a pie server.

In a world where politics often feels like a soap opera written by an overzealous dramatist, the House vs. Supreme Court showdown is the plot twist no one saw coming. As the political drama unfolds, one thing is certain: the American public is in for a ride that will test their tolerance for suspense, satire, and savory pie.

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