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In a shocking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political establishment, documents recovered from the secret office of the impeached President Laughingstock have shed light on an audacious scheme to reshape the United States Supreme Court. The plot, which could potentially redefine the fabric of American justice, involves a never-before-seen loophole that allows the President to appoint a pet extraterrestrial being as a Justice, thereby bypassing both Congress and the judicial confirmation process.

Sources close to the President, who has previously been known for his outlandish tweets and unorthodox approaches to governance, claim that the extraterrestrial, codenamed "Galactic Judicial Overlord," was discovered on a routine intergalactic spacewalk by a rogue astronaut who shared a penchant for science fiction and rebellion against the status quo. The creature, described as a wise, 12-tentacled being with the ability to see into multiple dimensions of reality, was deemed by the President to possess "unparalleled wisdom and insight" into the legal complexities of the United States.

The Supreme Court, which has historically been the ultimate arbiter of American law, is reportedly in a state of disarray, with Justices on both sides of the political spectrum allegedly engaging in clandestine meetings to either welcome the extraterrestrial addition or devise ways to thwart this intergalactic coup. The President's strategy, leaked to the press by an anonymous whistleblower who goes by the pseudonym "Patriot Pundit," suggests that the appointment of "Galactic Judicial Overlord" would tip the balance of the Court in his favor, allowing him to enact a series of executive orders that would effectively dissolve Congress and establish a new form of government based on a "more logical and efficient" extraterrestrial model.

The United States is on the brink of a constitutional crisis of unprecedented proportions, with legal experts and political pundits alike scratching their heads in disbelief at the audacity of the impeached President's latest gambit. As the nation holds its breath, the Supreme Court prepares for what could be the most out-of-this-world session in its illustrious history. Only time will tell if President Laughingstock's interstellar justice league will become a reality, or if the American system of checks and balances will prove resilient against this cosmic intervention.

In the meantime, the Senate Judiciary Committee has called an emergency meeting to discuss the implications of an extraterrestrial Supreme Court Justice, while the House of Representatives has launched an inquiry into the potential violations of the Space Treaty of 1967, which prohibits the placement of nuclear weapons or any other kinds of weapons of mass destruction on celestial bodies.

As the political landscape of the United States faces this new and extraordinary challenge, one thing is clear: the impeached President's quest to appoint an extraterrestrial Supreme Court Justice is a plot twist that would make even the most seasoned political satirists tip their hats in admiration.

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