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In a stunning turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads in bewilderment, it has come to light that the wildly popular mobile game "Empire of Doodles" has become an unofficial, yet highly influential, tool in the art of governance. The game, which was initially developed as a harmless pastime for individuals to draw and conquer their way through medieval history, has inexplicably morphed into a battlefield for political maneuvering of epic proportions.

Sources close to the situation have revealed that political strategists from both major parties have been secretly recruiting top "Doodle" players, offering them exclusive behind-the-scenes looks at policy drafts and access to classified information. In return, these players, known in the game as "Supreme Doodlers," have been deploying their vast armies to simulate the outcomes of various political strategies. The results of these simulations have become critical in guiding policy decisions, effectively rewriting the history of government.

One insider, who requested anonymity to speak freely, recounted an incident where a proposed economic bill was nearly vetoed due to unfavorable outcomes in a "Doodle" simulation. "The Supreme Doodlers showed that the bill would lead to an economic downturn that could last for several in-game centuries," the source explained. "The implications were so shocking that the bill's creators decided to go back to the drawing board, quite literally."

The game's developers, a quirky trio of tech enthusiasts known as "The Doodlemasters," remain oblivious to the political machinations occurring within their creation. When reached for comment, they expressed surprise and delight, announcing plans to release a special "Capital Hill" expansion pack that includes congressional chambers and voting systems for players to mimic real-life government operations.

As the world watches in stunned silence, "Empire of Doodles" stands as a testament to the power of mobile games to not only captivate our leisure time but to also, in a roundabout way, dictate the course of history. With the game's player base now holding the keys to the future of governance, one can't help but wonder if our political leaders have finally surrendered the reins of power to the ultimate authority: the high score table.

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