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In a move that has left political analysts both bewildered and exhilarated, the Supreme Court has handed down a landmark decision that reclassifies the Constitution not just as a legal document, but as an economic one as well. The decision, which was delivered by Justice Gavelwright in a speech that was part legal brief and part strategy game commentary, now officially recognizes the right to "economic liberty" as a fundamental right protected by the Fifth Amendment's Due Process Clause.

The ruling, which has been affectionately dubbed "The Monopoly Amendment" by the press, asserts that individuals have the right to engage in any economic activity they wish, free from government interference, so long as it doesn't infringe upon the rights of others. This new legal landscape has led to a series of unprecedented scenarios, with citizens across the nation starting their own personal warrs" over everything from lawnmowing services to homemade crafts.

In the aftermath of the decision, Wall Street has seen a surge of activity as investors flock to establish "economic sanctuaries" where they can engage in commerce without fear of regulation. Meanwhile, Main Street has transformed into a battleground of free market idealism, with locals setting up their own "board game" economies, complete with play money and mock stock markets.

The federal government, caught off guard by the Supreme Court's declaration, has responded with a series of executive orders that aim to regulate the new economic frontier. President SittingDuck has called for a bipartisan committee to be formed, tasked with the daunting challenge of crafting Constitutionnal economics" legislation that will both honor the Supreme Court's decision and maintain some semblance of order.

As the nation grapples with the implications of this decision, one thing is clear: the lines between economics and constitutional law have been forever blurred. And in the spirit of the Supreme Court's ruling, the only certainty is that the game has just begun.

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