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In an unexpected twist that has left political analysts scratching their heads, Senator Ulysses S. Grant III has found himself at the center of a constitutional firestorm after releasing a bizarre political satire video during his re-election campaign. The video, which was intended to highlight the absurdities of Washington politics, has instead sparked calls for his impeachment and ignited a heated debate over the role of the Supreme Court in political speech.

The seven-minute production, directed by none other than Hollywood's latest darling, M. Night Shyamalan, features Grant III as a talking chicken named "Cluck Scholar" who gleefully skewers both Democratic and Republican lawmakers with equal fervor. The chicken dons various wigs and costumes, including a striking resemblance to both the current President, Thomas Jefferson II, and his political rival, Lady Macbeth of the Republican Party.

The climax of the video occurs when "Cluck Scholar" single-handedly dismantles a giant, rubbery "Washington Monument" made of what appears to be a combination of Saran wrap and papier-mâché, symbolizing the fragility of the political establishment. The video ends with the chicken signing a "Peace Treaty" between the two political parties, which, upon closer inspection, is revealed to be a fast-food franchise peace accord.

The fallout from the video has been swift and severe. A group of disgruntled constituents, led by the notorious activist group "The Pigeon Coalition," has filed a formal impeachment complaint against Grant III, accusing him of using taxpayer funds to produce a piece of "offensive and derogatory political propaganda." The group argues that the video violates the Constitution's emoluments clause, which they interpret as a ban on chicken-based political satire.

Meanwhile, a faction of the Supreme Court has weighed in, with the usually reticent Justice Peckett stating, "This is a matter of utmost importance to the sanctity of free speech and the integrity of our nation's chicken farms. If we allow this precedent to stand, next thing you know, ducks will be hosting talk shows, and pigs will be running for office!"

The Senate, split down the middle, has called for an emergency session to determine whether the video constitutes an impeachable offense or a brilliant piece of performance art. In the meantime, Grant III remains undeterred, tweeting from his official account, "Egg-cellent satire is the cornerstone of a healthy democracy. I stand by my right to roost and ruffle feathers, and I'll cluck to continue!"

As the nation watches with bated breath, the constitutional scholars and political pundits alike are left to ponder the question: In a nation where political discourse has become as dull as overcooked oatmeal, is a little chicken humor too much to bear? Or is this the rooster's crow signaling the dawn of a new era of political comedy? Only time will tell.

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