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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political and scientific communities alike, President Hyperion has unveiled a groundbreaking, science-backed strategy to boost the nation's economy by an unprecedented 50% within the next fiscal year. The plan, which has been met with both awe and furious opposition, involves a series of legislative acts that, according to the President, are "based on the immutable laws of physics and the undeniable principles of economics."

At the heart of this audacious proposal is the "Law of Economic Relativity," a principle that posits that an economy's growth is directly proportional to the square of its fiscal investments, much like the relationship between distance and energy in the universe. President Hyperion's team of economists and physicists have reportedly developed a complex formula that, if implemented, would allegedly trigger a "warp drive" in the nation's economic trajectory.

Detractors, however, have branded the plan as nothing short of "economic quackery," arguing that such a strategy defies the very foundations of economic theory. "It's like saying you can defy gravity by legislative decree," scoffed Senator Gravity, a vocal critic of the President's approach. "This is a clear misinterpretation of both science and economics. You can't just legislate growth; it's not that simple."

In a move that has further fueled the controversy, President Hyperion has threatened to veto any amendments to his proposed legislation, insisting that any tampering would "disrupt the delicate balance of the fiscal cosmos." His office has released a statement asserting that the President's strategy is "not only based on empirical evidence but is also endorsed by a coalition of Nobel laureates and renowned quantum economists."

As the nation braces for what could be the most contentious legislative battle in history, the President's secret science advisor, Dr. Quantum Econ, has come forward to reveal that the strategy includes a "temporal stimulus package" designed to accelerate economic growth by manipulating time-dilation principles. "We're essentially going to make time work for us," Dr. Econ declared with a straight face, leaving many to wonder if this is indeed a joke taken too far or the future of economic policy.

In the midst of this uproar, the President remains undeterred, confidently predicting that his science-backed strategy will not only revolutionize the economy but also set a new standard for legislative innovation. Critics and supporters alike are left to ponder the implications of a President who is willing to gamble the nation's economic future on a theory that blends the laws of physics with the art of economics.

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the next few months will be nothing short of a rollercoaster ride for the nation's political and economic landscape, with President Hyperion at the controls. Strap in, folks—this is going to be one heck of a ride.

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