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In an explosive turn of events, a diligent mole within the Senate Science Committee has uncovered a web of corruption so intricate and deep-seated that it rivals the scandalous exploits of Tammany Hall. The mole, who goes by the pseudonym "Galileo Galwun," has been quietly piecing together a trail of evidence that suggests the committee has been systematically altering scientific data to favor legislative agendas, particularly in the realm of climate change.

The scandal, now affectionately dubbed "The Flim-Flam Fiasco," has sent shockwaves through the Capitol, with Senate scientists caught red-handed in a series of dubious experiments and selective data reporting. Insiders report that the committee has been employing a cast of bumbling "mad scientists," led by the infamous Dr. Wackademia, whose questionable research included using a Ouija board to predict weather patterns and attempting to clone a dinosaur in the basement of the Russell Senate Office Building.

The implications of this discovery are staggering, with historians drawing parallels to the Salem Witch Trials and the infamous Piltdown Man hoax. "It's as if they've taken a page out of Jules Verne's playbook," lamented Professor Chronos, a renowned historian and expert on science gone awry. "I fear we may be witnessing the dawn of a new dark age, where science is not pursued for the truth but as a tool for political machination."

The timing of this revelation could not be more auspicious, as voters gear up for the upcoming midterm elections. Pundits are already speculating that this scandal could shift the tides in favor of the opposing party, who have swiftly seized upon the opportunity to campaign on a platform of "restoring integrity to the scientific community." Meanwhile, the incumbent committee members, who have yet to comment on the allegations, have been spotted furiously erasing data from chalkboards and fleeing the scene in a horse-drawn carriage.

As the investigation continues, the public is urged to remain skeptical of all scientific evidence presented by the government until a thorough overhaul of the committee is completed. In the meantime, citizens are being advised to seek their scientific advice from more reliable sources, such as fortune cookies or the local astrology hotline.

Stay tuned as this story develops, and remember, in a world where facts are as malleable as clay in the hands of a skilled potter, it's up to the electorate to maintain the integrity of truth, come hell or high water. Or, in this case, low-quality scientific data.

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