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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of Capitol Hill, historians have unearthed a previously undiscovered 28th amendment to the Constitution, penned by the Founding Fathers themselves. The amendment, titled "The Political Impeachment Spectacle Act of 1787," was found hidden behind a portrait of George Washington in the National Portrait Gallery. The document, written in a now-extinct cipher that only the most elite codebreakers could decipher, outlines a step-by-step guide for modern-day politicians on how to stage a grand political impeachment showdown for the amusement of the masses.

According to the newly discovered amendment, the Founding Fathers foresaw a time when the political landscape would become so divided that the only way to maintain public interest in the democratic process would be through a series of highly theatrical impeachment trials. The document specifies that these trials must be laden with dramatic twists, unverified allegations, and a cast of characters that could only be described as larger than life.

The amendment goes on to detail that the lead role in each impeachment spectacle should be played by a charismatic and polarizing figure, known in the script as "Senator Drama King" for the Republicans, and "Representative Stage Queen" for the Democrats. It mandates that these political performers must possess the ability to deliver rousing speeches filled with Shakespearean soliloquys that would make even the Bard himself weep with envy.

Furthermore, the amendment insists that the impeachment proceedings must be broadcast live, with 24-hour news coverage, social media hashtags, and a merchandise line featuring T-shirts, hats, and action figures. It also calls for the use of cinematic special effects during key moments of the trial, such as the entrance of witnesses, who must be accompanied by a drum roll and spotlight.

In a bizarre twist, the document concludes with a cautionary note that if the impeachment showdown does not garner sufficient public interest, the Founding Fathers have suggested implementing a reality TV format, complete with audience participation and a "vote-off" at the end.

While the authenticity of this newly discovered amendment is still under debate among scholars, political pundits are already speculating on how this revelation could change the course of American politics. Some argue that it could be the key to re-engaging the public in the democratic process, while others fear it could lead to a new era of political entertainment that overshadows the seriousness of governance.

One thing is certain: the Founding Fathers had a flair for the dramatic that we are only just beginning to appreciate. As the nation braces for the next impeachment showdown, we can only hope that the political players involved have studied their lines and are ready for their close-up.

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