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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the corridors of power, renowned political satirist and humorist, Laughingstock Jones, has unveiled a blueprint for a Senate that is, quite literally, impeachment-proof. Jones, known for his scathing wit and keen observations of the political landscape, claims to have infiltrated a top-secret Democratic strategy session where the party's grand plan for a Senate impervious to impeachment proceedings was laid bare.

According to Jones' exclusive report, the Democrats have devised a master plan that involves a series of legislative contortions, including the creation of a new, elite group of Senators known as the "Constitutionally Challenged Caucus" (CCC). These hand-picked lawmakers, who have reportedly taken an oath to uphold the Constitution only when it suits their agenda, will be tasked with voting down any impeachment trial that comes their way.

The CCC, Jones reveals, will be equipped with a special set of "Constitutional Goggles," which, when worn, will supposedly allow them to see the Constitution in a way that aligns perfectly with the Democrats' interests. These high-tech spectacles are rumored to be equipped with a "selective interpretation" feature, which conveniently highlights the parts of the Constitution that the wearer wishes to enforce and magically renders problematic sections invisible.

But that's not all. Jones' report also hints at a second, more clandestine layer to the Democrats' strategy: the deployment of a fleet of drones, affectionately named the "Impeachment Shield Drones" (ISD). These unmanned aerial vehicles are said to be armed with a non-lethal weapon called the "Infrastructure Ray," which can disrupt the communication systems of the entire House of Representatives, effectively preventing them from sending over articles of impeachment.

The Senate, in response to these developments, has reportedly called an emergency session to discuss the implementation of their own "Trial-Proof Protocol" (TPP), which includes measures such as "Selective Amnesia Training" for Senators and the development of a "Constitutional Shield" that can deflect any impeachment articles like a force field.

As the political world reels from this revelation, Jones remains a figure of intrigue and mirth, his satirical reports offering a mirror to the often ludicrous dance of power that unfolds on Capitol Hill. While the veracity of his latest claims remains in question, one thing is certain: the battle for the soul of the Senate has taken a turn for the absurd.

In the end, Jones' report serves as a reminder that in the theater of politics, where truth is often the first casualty, a well-timed joke can sometimes be the most revealing truth of all.

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