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In a shocking turn of events that has left mobile gamers worldwide clutching their virtual joysticks in horror, the newly elected "President PocketPlay" has sparked a fiery debate over the future of mobile gaming. The dystopian campaign promises to introduce groundbreaking legislation that would see all mobile games reclassified as "Subversive Virtual Realities" (SVRs).

The bill, which has been affectionately dubbed "The Game Changer Act," aims to regulate the "insidious influence" of mobile games on the nation's youth. Proponents of the bill argue that the addictive nature of these games is not only eroding the attention spans of young minds but is also responsible for a surge in "thumb dexterity syndrome," a condition that is as yet unrecognized by the medical community but is rumored to cause excessive swiping and tapping.

The legislation, which has been met with a mix of outrage and bewilderment, would require all mobile games to include a mandatory "Virtual Reality Disclaimer" (VRD) which must be read aloud by an artificial narrator before the game's launch. The VRD would inform players that they are, in fact, engaging with a subversive virtual reality and that any actions taken within the game could potentially lead to a life of virtual crime and digital immorality.

Critics of the bill have pointed out the absurdity of classifying games like "Farmville" or "Candy Crush" as SVRs, arguing that the legislation is a veiled attempt to control the populace by curbing their access to digital escapism. Meanwhile, the gaming industry has responded with a campaign of their own, "Swipe Left on Censorship," which has garnered support from gamers across the globe.

In an ironic twist, the debate has itself become a viral sensation, with countless memes and satirical articles popping up across social media platforms, further fueling the fire of public discourse. As the nation awaits the outcome of this contentious battle, one thing is clear: the world of mobile gaming will never be the same again.

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