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In a shocking and unprecedented move that has left political pundits scratching their heads in bewilderment, the illustrious and esteemed Congressperson Ulysses S. Scribble has introduced a bill that promises to protect the sacred institution of political satire. This groundbreaking legislation, known as the "Satirical Expression Preservation Act" (SEPA), aims to enshrine political satire as a constitutional right, with a twist that has the nation divided.

According to the bill's text, written in an elaborate script that resembles a secret cipher, political satirists will now be granted the power to not only skewer politicians but also to veto any piece of legislation they deem humorlessly draconian. Yes, you heard that right. The laughing scribes of our time will wield a veto pen as mighty as that of the most senior senator, with the power to strike down any act that fails to elicit a hearty guffaw.

The proposal has sparked a fierce debate across the nation's capital, with talking heads on cable news channels clashing like cymbals in a carnival of discord. On one side, defenders of the bill argue that it is a necessary safeguard against the encroachment of political correctness and the overreach of legislators who have lost touch with the comedic pulse of the country. On the other side, critics claim that this is a blatant attempt to undermine the democratic process and elevate comedians to an undeserved level of political power.

One particularly impassioned critic, Senator Bella Lugosi, claimed in a dramatic press conference that the bill was a "veiled power grab" by the satirical community, which she affectionately referred to as "jokers in Congress." Meanwhile, Senator Reginald VelJohnson, a staunch supporter of SEPA, humorously quipped that without the protection of satire, politicians would have to "act so perfectly that we'd all be out of work."

The bill's provision allowing satirists to override legislation based on comedic merit has raised eyebrows and laughter in equal measure. Detractors argue that it sets a dangerous precedent, while proponents see it as a tongue-in-cheek reminder that democracy should not take itself too seriously.

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: Congressperson Scribble's bill has certainly brought a new flavor of absurdity to the political discourse. Whether it will pass, fail, or be met with a collective shrug remains to be seen. But one thing is for certain: the nation's political satirists are now watching with bated breath, fingers crossed that their jokes might just carry the weight of law.

In the end, as this satirical legislative circus unfolds, the Constitution itself remains the unsuspecting star of the show, with its amendment process put to the ultimate test of humor and endurance. Whether SEPA will be laughed out of court or become the law of the land is a question that, in true satirical fashion, only time—and a jury of America's comedians—can answer.

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