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In a stunning revelation, sources close to the President have confirmed that the upcoming administration's agenda is being heavily influenced by a dystopian vision of the future where taxation is not only inevitable but also a breeding ground for political corruption so profound that it could make George Orwell's 1984 look like a children's bedtime story.

Insiders report that the President has been secretly collaborating with a shadowy group of tax consultants and political strategists known as the "Taxation Elite," who have developed a sophisticated model predicting the future of government revenue. This model, codenamed "Operation Fiscal Dystopia," paints a grim picture of a society where the government taxes its citizens not just for public goods and services, but also for the sheer pleasure of watching the populace scramble for every last dollar.

The President, who has been described as a "visionary" in the art of political manipulation, is said to be deeply inspired by the model's predictions. "The future is bleak, my friends, but it's a future we can profit from," the President was overheard murmuring at a recent fundraising gala. "Why provide services when you can provide despair? Why create jobs when you can create a culture of desperation?"

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the political establishment, the President has proposed a series of radical tax reforms that would not only increase the tax burden on the middle class but also introduce a new category of taxes specifically designed to target the "emotional well-being" of citizens. Dubbed the "Happiness Tax," this innovative levy would tax the joy and satisfaction derived from life's simple pleasures, such as a sunny day, a good meal, or the affection of a loved one.

Critics have denounced the proposal as a step towards a totalitarian regime, where every laugh, every smile, and every moment of contentment is monitored and taxed. "It's a slap in the face to every hardworking American," said Senator Grumpy Pants, a leading voice against the Happiness Tax. "Next, they'll be taxing our dreams and hopes, leaving us with nothing but nightmares and despair."

However, supporters of the President argue that this is exactly the kind of bold leadership needed to navigate the treacherous waters of modern politics. "The President is not afraid to embrace the darkest aspects of human nature to ensure the survival of the state," remarked Dr. Doom-and-Gloom, a political analyst known for his apocalyptic predictions. "In this new world order, happiness is a luxury we can no longer afford."

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the future of taxation and politics is shaping up to be a dystopian nightmare, with the President at the helm, steering us towards an uncertain destiny where every dollar and every smile comes with a heavy price tag.

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