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In an unexpected turn of events that has sent political pundits and strategists into a tailspin, a group of rogue strategy game enthusiasts have predicted a disaster of epic proportions in the upcoming United States presidential election. The group, known as the "Game of Throne-ers" for their uncanny resemblance to the characters from the hit HBO series, has been using a series of complex and highly modified board games to simulate the electoral landscape.

Their latest simulation, a custom-built game called "Electus Maximus," has produced a result that has left even the most seasoned political experts scratching their heads. The game, which incorporates everything from voter demographics to social media trends, projected a scenario where both major party candidates simultaneously receive a record-breaking number of electoral votes, yet neither candidate achieves the necessary majority.

According to the game's outcome, the United States will be faced with a constitutional conundrum as the Electoral College is thrust into a never-before-seen triple-tie scenario, with President FakeName Trump Jr., and independent candidate FakeName Kanye West all locked at 264 electoral votes apiece. The game's creators claim that in this unprecedented three-way tie, the nation will be plunged into a series of complex and potentially chaotic contingency elections that could last well into the next year.

The forecast has sparked a frenzy of panic among politicians and the public alike. Some have taken to Twitter to express their outrage, with hashtags like #ElectionApocalypse and #GameOfPawns trending worldwide. Political strategists for both the FakeName Democratic Party and the FakeName Republican Party have reportedly locked themselves in rooms, poring over the game's rules and simulation data, in a desperate attempt to find a loophole or a solution to this predicted political quagmire.

Meanwhile, the Game of Throne-ers have been basking in the limelight, with their leader, a man who goes by the pseudonym "Littlefinger," taunting the political establishment with cryptic tweets that only fuel the fire of public anxiety. "The game is afoot," he tweeted, "and the players must adapt or be overwhelmed by the tide of their own making."

As the nation braces for the potential reality of this dystopian prediction, one thing is certain: the upcoming election will be one for the history books, whether it's in strategy games or the real world. And as the American people watch this political drama unfold, they can only hope that, in the end, the fate of the nation doesn't rest on the whims of a board game.

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