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In a breathtaking turn of events, the impeached leader, President Faux-Nominus, has embarked on a clandestine mission to revolutionize American politics from the confines of the Capitol itself. Sources close to the embattled commander-in-chief have revealed that Faux-Nominus is attempting to outmaneuver the Senate with an ambitious political strategy that would have the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves—or, perhaps, doing backflips, depending on one's perspective on the current state of democracy.

The strategy, codenamed "Operation Tomorrow," involves the creation of a time machine. Yes, you read that correctly—a time machine. The goal? To send a delegation back to 1787, just in time for the Constitutional Convention, where they would subtly nudge the framers towards the inclusion of a loophole so ingenious, it doesn't exist... yet.

According to our sources, Faux-Nominus's team of quantum physicists, political historians, and rogue time travelers has been tirelessly working on this project, funded by a secret budget line item cleverly labeled "National Futurism Initiative." The president's confidants have assured us that this operation is "entirely legal and constitutional," as it merely seeks to correct a historical oversight.

The expected outcome of this temporal tinkering is that the Constitution would emerge from the 18th century with a new article, allowing for the impeachment of a president three times—thus, presumably, immunizing Faux-Nominus from any further impeachment attempts. A Senate source, who wished to remain anonymous due to the sensitive nature of the information, let slip that "the Senate is buzzing with whispers of this time-twisting plot. Some senators are outraged, others intrigued, and a few have expressed interest in joining the mission to ensure its success."

However, not all are optimistic about this historical hackjob. Political commentators have been quick to point out that tampering with the past could have unpredictable consequences, potentially unraveling the fabric of reality as we know it. "It's a recipe for a time paradox," one historian warned. "You change one small thing, and who knows what catastrophic events might be set into motion?"

As the nation holds its breath, waiting to see if President Faux-Nominus will indeed pull off this audacious political gambit, the Senate prepares for a showdown that could redefine the very essence of American governance. Will the future of politics be written in the past, or will common sense prevail in the hallowed halls of the Capitol? Only time will tell, but in this case, time is of the essence.

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