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In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, a covert surveillance operation has unveiled a startling revelation: members of the House of Representatives were not, in fact, deeply engrossed in the intricacies of a new war legislation bill as previously assumed. Instead, the legislators were discovered to be locked in a fierce battle of their own – against hordes of pixelated adversaries in popular mobile games such as "Clash of Clans" and "Candy Crush Saga."

The scandal, now being referred to as "Operation Tap and Swipe," was led by a group of undercover agents who infiltrated the House chambers disguised as maintenance workers. Their mission: to uncover the truth behind the lawmakers' apparent lethargy during the crucial debate on the "Freedom and Valor Act," a bill aimed at authorizing the deployment of military forces to a conflict zone.

As the serious tones of the debate filled the air, agents reported a bizarre sight: legislators' fingers dancing furiously across their smartphones, their eyes fixated on the vibrant displays as they strategized to defend their virtual strongholds or match three candies in a row.

The revelation has sparked outrage among constituents, who are now questioning the dedication of their elected officials. Political commentators are abuzz with theories, suggesting that this may be a broader trend of disengagement from the real-world implications of the laws these representatives are voting on.

In response to the scandal, the Speaker of the House, Representative Charles "Chip" Crumbleton, has called for an emergency session to address the "unprecedented lapse in concentration and commitment." He has also announced the formation of a special committee to investigate the extent of this digital distraction and to propose measures to ensure that lawmakers remain fully focused on the nation's pressing matters.

Meanwhile, the gaming community has rallied in support of the beleaguered representatives, arguing that mobile games are a form of stress relief and a way to maintain mental agility. They have even started a petition to rename the controversial legislation to the "Clash of Clans and Candy Crush Support Act," which, according to gaming enthusiasts, more accurately reflects the spirit of the chamber that day.

As the nation grapples with the implications of this unexpected turn of events, one thing is clear: the intersection of politics and mobile gaming has never been more... engaging.

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