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In a stunning turn of events, the Supreme Court has been reportedly thrown into disarray after a group of rogue justices were found playing a newly released political strategy simulation game on their court-issued iPads. The game, dubbed "Impeach'em All," has unexpectedly become the latest tool in the arsenal of both Democratic and Republican strategists, using its algorithmic predictions to forecast the odds of impeachment for members of the opposing party.

The game, developed by a mysterious political science dropout with a penchant for courtroom dramas and mobile gaming, has allegedly become more accurate than the polls and pundits combined. Its popularity surged after it correctly predicted the impeachment inquiry of Justice Clarence Fitts, a conservative stalwart whose alleged misuse of court resources to play the game during sessions became a viral sensation.

Justice Fitts, who has not been officially charged with anything beyond "judicial dereliction of digital duty," has since become a cult hero among the game's fanbase, which has grown to include both fervent Democrats and Republicans eager to tip the scales of power in their favor. The game's success has even prompted an official response from the Supreme Court, which released a statement reminding judges of their duty to uphold the law and suggesting that "no game should interfere with the sanctity of the court's judicial proceedings."

However, the cat has already been let out of the bag. The Supreme Court's chamber has reportedly become a battleground of strategy sessions where justices openly debate their latest high scores and discuss potential political maneuvers inspired by the game's scenarios. Insiders report that the justices have become so engrossed in the game that they've started to apply its logic to real-world decision-making, leading to some bizarre legal precedents and a marked increase in the use of Parliamentary procedure in courtroom rulings.

The game has also inadvertently become a political football, with both parties attempting to leverage its popularity to influence the court's decisions. Democratic lawmakers have proposed legislation to regulate the use of electronic devices during court proceedings, while Republicans have called for a federal investigation into the game's developer for potential bias in the algorithm.

In the end, "Impeach'em All" may very well be the most influential political tool since the invention of the filibuster, and its impact on the Supreme Court and the impeachment process is likely to be felt for years to come. As the nation watches with bated breath, one can only hope that the justices will remember that their true duty is to serve the public, not to chase high scores.

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