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In a stunning twist of political events, the impeachment of US President Andrew P. Sanitor has sent shockwaves through the global economy, with experts predicting that the fallout will redefine the landscape of future political campaigns and the stock market for generations to come.

In a move that has been likened to a plot twist from a dystopian novel, the Senate voted to remove President Sanitor from office after a highly publicized scandal involving a "mystical economic foretelling crystal" that allegedly predicted his presidency's demise. The crystal, rumored to be sourced from the mythical land of Prognostica, reportedly forecasted a series of events that led to President Sanitor's downfall, including an unsuccessful attempt to rebrand the dollar as the "Dollafaro," a gold-backed cryptocurrency, and a controversial policy to replace taxes with mandatory laughter sessions to boost the nation's mood and, consequently, consumer spending.

The impeachment has not only thrust the United States into a period of unprecedented political turmoil but has also sparked a frenzy on Wall Street. Investors, once confident in President Sanitor's economic vision, are now grappling with the uncertainty of a post-Sanitor America. The Dow Jones Industrial Average, which had reached dizzying heights under President Sanitor's watch, took a nose dive, plummeting 1500 points in a single day, a move analysts have termed "The Sanitor Swoon."

But it's not just the stock market that's feeling the burn. Political campaign strategies are also expected to undergo a seismic shift. With the public's newfound skepticism towards crystal ball-led governance, future candidates are being advised to steer clear of any form of divination in their platforms. Instead, campaigns are pivoting towards more concrete promises, such as free pizza for life and the assurance of personal flying cars for every citizen, as seen in a leaked campaign draft from the office of rising political star, Senator Gravy Buttons.

The impeachment has also sparked a wave of futuristic speculation. Some economists suggest that this event could be the catalyst for the rise of a new kind of political entity: the Transparent Government Party (TGP), which promises full disclosure of all government decisions, including the occasional sneezing ritual of Cabinet members to promote health and wellness.

In international circles, the impeachment has raised questions about the stability of the United States as a global economic powerhouse. Finance ministers from around the world, meeting in the hallowed halls of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), have expressed concern over the potential ripple effects on international trade and investment. One IMF official was overheard muttering about the possibility of a "global humor deficit" as a result of the U.S. political upheaval, suggesting that the world may soon find itself in dire need of a good laugh to counteract the economic gloom.

As the dust settles on this unprecedented event, one thing is clear: the future of politics and the global market will be shaped by the fallout from this impeachment. Whether it will lead to a new era of enlightened leadership, a dystopian reality of crystal-ball governance, or a comedic relief-filled campaign trail, only time will tell. One thing's for sure: the world will never look at economic forecasting—or political humor—in the same way again.

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