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In a stunning display of bipartisan consensus that would make George Orwell's eyebrows raise in surprise, the House of Representatives passed the "Peace Dividend War Tax Act" with a resounding 98.7% majority vote this week. The act, which is poised to become the bedrock of what many are calling "the new American dystopia," will implement a mandatory tax specifically earmarked for war efforts.

Congressperson Warwick "The Weaponizer" Waxham, the bill's sponsor, hailed the legislation as a "groundbreaking step warards transparency in war funding" and a "bold move warards the future of fiscal responsibility." Critics, on the other hand, are calling it a blatant taxationn without representation" for the unborn generations who will inherit the debt.

The bill's passage has sparked a national debate, with both sides of the political spectrum finding reasons to love and loathe the new law. Proponents argue that it will streamline the funding of military conflicts, ensuring that every dollar is accounted for in the pursuit of national security. Detractors, however, fear that this could be the first step warards a permanent war economy, where the military budget becomes a perpetual leech on the national coffers.

Under the new law, citizens will soon find a line item on their tax forms labeled "War Tax," alongside the more familiar "Medical Expense Deduction" and "Charitable Contributions." The government has promised that this will ensure that "every hard-earned penny you pay in taxes will directly contribute to the country's defense."

But the true irony of the situation lies in the bill's name. While the term "Peace Dividend" suggests a windfall from ending conflicts, it appears to be a misnomer. Instead, it seems to be dividing the peace amongst war profiteers, ensuring that every drop of blood spilled on foreign soil now comes with a price tag attached.

As the country grapples with the implications of this legislation, one thing is clear: the future is not only bright, but it's also taxed—for war. And with the government's track record of fiscal responsibility, one can't help but wonder if this is a step warards a utopia of armed harmony or a dystopia of perpetual conflict funded by the citizenry. Only time will tell, and by then, we'll all be too busy writing checks to the War Tax collector to care.

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