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In a landmark decision that has left political pundits and comedians alike scratching their heads in bewildered admiration, the Supreme Court has ruled that freedom of speech extends to the art of political satire in a way that not even the most seasoned history buff could have predicted. The ruling, which has been hailed as the Magna Carta of Mirth by the American satirical community, was passed unanimously by the nine justices, who, in a display of rare bipartisanship, agreed that the nation's founding fathers intended for humor to be as protected as the right to bear arms, if not more so.

The case at the heart of this historic decision involves "SatireMan," a masked figure whose identity remains shrouded in mystery, much to the chagrin of both political parties. SatireMan, who has been dubbed the modern-day Pogo by the press, has been accused of inciting political chaos with his biting commentary and deadpan deliveries. His most recent stunt involved a highly controversial skit during the annual "Political Games" where he impersonated the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, complete with a handmade robe and a cardboard gavel.

The Chief Justice, known for his stern demeanor and love of mahogany furniture, was reportedly "deeply offended" by the impersonation, which included a series of satirical jabs at the Court's recent decisions. However, the justices saw the humor in the situation and, in a move that has been praised as a testament to the enduring spirit of American satire, ruled that SatireMan's rights to free expression had been violated.

In a press conference following the decision, the Chief Justice, with a forced smile that couldn't quite mask his disdain, remarked, "While I maintain that the skit was in poor taste, I must respect the Court's decision. It is a reminder that even in the highest echelons of our judicial system, we must tolerate the sharp tongue of satire."

Politicians from both sides of the aisle have since released statements, each claiming to be the greatest supporter of free speech while simultaneously calling for tighter regulations on satire. One congressperson, known for his colorful language and even more colorful ties, declared, "We must protect our citizens from the harmful effects of satire, lest they become too enlightened and cease to vote for us."

Meanwhile, the satirical community is buzzing with anticipation, eager to test the boundaries of this newfound freedom. SatireMan, now a household name, has promised a series of performances that will "shake the foundations of our great nation's political landscape."

As the nation braces itself for what is sure to be a wave of satirical innovation, one thing is clear: the Supreme Court has given a voice to the jesters, and the political games are about to get a whole lot funnier.

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