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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and disaster relief experts alike scratching their heads, the House of Representatives has introduced a groundbreaking piece of legislation that promises to overhaul the way the country handles natural disasters and taxation. The bill, dubbed the "Disaster Relief and Tax Reform Act" (DRTRA), has sparked a fiery debate on the floors of Congress, with lawmakers from both sides of the aisle either passionately championing or vehemently opposing the measure.

At the heart of the DRTRA is a controversial provision that would require citizens to donate a percentage of their personal disaster relief funds to their neighbors before receiving federal aid. Supporters argue that this "neighbor-first" approach fosters community resilience and solidarity, while detractors condemn it as a recipe for chaos and fiscal irresponsibility.

But the plot thickens. The bill also stipulates that the collected community funds must be allocated according to a new, highly complex tax bracket system that is based on the "historical weather karma" of each district. This system, which has been described as "a weather-based caste system" by critics, takes into account each region's past weather patterns, with particular emphasis on the frequency and severity of natural disasters they've endured.

The bill's proponents, a motley crew of meteorologists and economists, claim that this innovative approach will not only save the government money but also promote a more equitable distribution of disaster relief resources. Critics, however, are skeptical, fearing that this could lead to a scenario where drought-stricken farmers in the Midwest are forced to bail out their coastal counterparts who are repeatedly ravaged by hurricanes and sea-level rise.

In a related development, the IRS has announced a new initiative to audit every citizen who dares to question the DRTRA on social media. The agency has deployed a legion of "Digital Compliance Officers" to monitor online activity, ensuring that the spirit of the law is upheld with an iron fist.

As the political showdown unfolds, Americans are left wondering if this new bill is the savior of fiscal responsibility or the harbinger of a new age of neighborly surveillance and economic stratification based on the whims of Mother Nature. One thing is certain: the upcoming vote in the House of Representatives is shaping up to be a spectacle that will rival any reality TV drama, complete with backstabbing, alliances, and perhaps even a few unexpected twists.

Stay tuned as we continue to cover this developing story, where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the political climate.

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