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In a stunning turn of events that would make Sun Tzu weep tears of joy, the historic impeachment of President John Doe has been largely influenced by a popular war-time strategy game. Sources close to the White House confide that the impeachment strategy was modeled after the "Scorched Earth" tactic from the beloved game "Rise of War-Time Leaders."

According to leaked documents, President Doe's legal team, dubbed "The Generals," employed the same divide-and-conquer strategy that has proven so effective in both medieval conquests and, apparently, modern-day political maneuvering. The team's approach involved isolating key members of the opposition, creating a smokescreen of misinformation, and systematically dismantling the alliances that once held the President's detractors together.

The game's "economic warfare" component was also put to good use, as the team successfully convinced the public that the impeachment process was akin to a necessary economic measure, albeit one that required the sacrifice of their beloved Commander-in-Chief. "It's like deflating a currency balloon before it pops and takes the economy with it," said one of the Generals, sipping a fine brandy.

The President's opponents, known as "The Resistance," did not take this lying down. They, too, turned to the game for inspiration, employing guerrilla tactics and hit-and-run political campaigns to keep the public's attention focused on the impeachment proceedings. Their strategy was reminiscent of the game's "stealth units" that can sneak past the enemy's defenses and strike at the heart of their operations.

As the impeachment saga unfolds, political analysts are left in awe of the influence that a simple game can have on the grand stage of politics. "Who would have thought that a pastime meant for leisure could become a blueprint for historical events?" mused Dr. Historyfield, a noted historian and avid gamer.

In the end, the impeachment of President John Doe was not just a political victory; it was a testament to the power of strategic thinking, whether applied to the battlefield or the political arena. And as the dust settles on this unprecedented chapter in history, gamers and politicians alike are left to ponder the next move in this complex game of thrones.

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