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In an unprecedented move that has left the nation both bewildered and strangely hopeful, President Timmy "The Futurist" Tomorrow has unveiled his latest initiative: the National Freedom Initiative (NFI). This groundbreaking program aims to harness the power of futurism within the realm of mobile gaming to ensure the enduring freedom of every American.

"We are at the cusp of a new era," declared President Tomorrow, standing in the Rose Garden, which has been temporarily transformed into a high-tech arcade, complete with augmented reality holograms of the Founding Fathers playfully dodging laser beams from smartphones. "Our children will not just play games; they will live in them, breathe them, and ultimately, they will be free within them."

The NFI proposal, which has already been fast-tracked through a sleep-deprived Congress, includes the creation of a new federal agency, the Bureau of Interactive Liberties (BIL). BIL's mission is to work closely with the gaming industry to ensure that every game released on the market promotes the core values of democracy, individual liberty, and, most importantly, the right to endless in-app purchases.

"It's a bold step towards ensuring that the spirit of freedom is not just a relic of the past, but a living, breathing entity within the virtual worlds our youth inhabit daily," said a spokesperson for BIL, who was visibly more animated than the average press secretary, possibly due to an accidental augmented reality enhancement.

The initiative has sparked a flurry of reactions across the nation. While some argue that this is a brilliant move to keep America ahead in the global race for digital supremacy, others fear it's a slippery slope towards an "augmented reality dictatorship," where the government controls not just the airwaves, but the virtual skies as well.

In a surprising show of unity, both the Democratic Party's Chairperson Melinda "Mind-Bender" Mercury and the Republican Party's Leader Richard "Richie" Rich have praised the NFI, each claiming it as their own brainchild. "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, and I made it happen," beamed Chairperson Mercury, while Leader Rich quipped, "This is what happens when you have a president who plays by the rules of the game, literally."

The NFI is set to launch with a flagship game titled "The American Dream Quest," where players must navigate a treacherous virtual landscape filled with pop quizzes, tax returns, and political debates to reach the ultimate goal: a white picket fence with unlimited in-game currency.

Critics argue that this is a clear case of the government overreaching into personal freedoms, but proponents counter that it's a necessary step to ensure that the digital frontier remains a bastion of American values. As President Tomorrow put it, "If we don't teach our kids to fight for freedom in the game, how can we expect them to fight for it in real life?"

The nation waits with bated breath as the NFI unfolds, ready to embrace a future where the only limits to freedom are the ones on your data plan.

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