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In a bombshell investigation that has sent shockwaves through the nation's living rooms and gaming communities alike, it has been uncovered that the beloved pastime of strategy games is, in fact, a clandestine training ground for future political operatives. The report, released by the Independent Gaming Oversight Committee (IGOC), alleges that games like "Total Conquest Domination" and "Civilization: Who Will Be Supreme Leader?" are not just harmless entertainment but are, in fact, breeding grounds for the next generation of power-hungry politicians.

"We've always known that strategy games require players to make complex decisions, manage resources, and outmaneuver opponents," said Dr. Jane "Game Theory" Smith, a leading expert in political stratagems disguised as fun. "But what we've uncovered is far more sinister. These games are being used as a recruitment tool by unscrupulous politicos who are grooming players to infiltrate every level of our government."

The investigation points to a secret society of "Game Masters," who are allegedly high-ranking officials in both major political parties. These masters have been manipulating game design to embed subliminal messages and tactics that are indistinguishable from real-world political maneuvering. "The training is so effective that many of these players go on to become congressmen, senators, and even the President," Dr. Smith continued. "They're like digital puppeteers, pulling the strings from behind the scenes, guiding our nation's leaders to victory, no matter the cost to our freedoms or the integrity of our elections."

The gaming community has been rocked by the revelation, with many players vowing to boycott any game that might be a front for political training. "I thought I was just getting my strategy fix," lamented avid gamer, John Public. "Now I realize I could have been part of a grand scheme to create the next dictator. I'm furious, and I want my refund!"

In response to the scandal, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has announced an urgent review of all strategy games available on the market. They have warned that any game found to be in violation of fair play will be removed from shelves and digital marketplaces. "We want to ensure that Americans can enjoy their games without worrying about being secretly trained for political domination," said FTC Chair, Martin "The Enforcer" Shmigel.

As the nation grapples with this revelation, one thing is clear: the next time you sit down to play a strategy game, you might want to consider whether you're just playing a game, or if you're being played.

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