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In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation both aghast and in stitches, the recently appointed Minister of Disaster Prevention, Calamity Joe, has been at the center of an unprecedented political firestorm after a single, controversial decision. The decision in question? To erect a gigantic statue of a frog, dubbed "Le Grand Ribbit," in the nation's capital, as a symbol of resilience in the face of natural disasters.

The statue, which reportedly cost taxpayers an arm and a leg (a literal arm and leg of a statue of a frog, sources confirm), was meant to serve as a beacon of hope and a reminder to the populace to "keep croaking, even when the going gets tough." However, the frog's questionable taste in attire, sporting a miniature replica of the nation's flag as a hat, was the spark that ignited the powder keg of political unrest.

Opponents of the statue claimed it was a blatant disregard for the sanctity of the national emblem, while supporters argued it was a brilliant display of civic pride. The frog's froggy garb became a rallying point for both sides of the aisle, as members of Congress found themselves unexpectedly united in their outrage.

As the debate reached a fever pitch, a coalition of fringe historians emerged, claiming that the frog statue was not only an affront to the nation's legacy but also a direct threat to the stability of the republic. They alleged that the frog, in its perpetual state of croaking, was an omen of a never-ending cycle of disaster and response, a harbinger of an endless loop of political posturing and fiscal folly.

The situation escalated when a senator, known for her fiery speeches and even fierier frog-themed dress sense, introduced an emergency resolution to impeach the minister. The resolution, which was peppered with frog puns and references to "ribbiting" change, passed with an unexpected majority, plunging the nation into a constitutional crisis of the highest order.

As the political landscape teetered on the brink of collapse, citizens were left to ponder the deeper implications of this frog-induced fiasco. Was this a simple case of political grandstanding, or was it a reflection of a deeper malaise within the body politic? Only time will tell if Le Grand Ribbit will become a symbol of resilience or a monument to the absurdity of political gamesmanship.

In the meantime, the nation watches with bated breath as the impeachment trial commences, with the fate of the frog, the minister, and the republic itself hanging in the balance. Will Le Grand Ribbit's legacy be that of a unifying symbol or the catalyst for the republic's undoing? Only the future, and perhaps the frog himself, knows for sure.

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