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In a stunning move that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of the House of Representatives, a group of House Republicans, led by the esteemed and deeply philosophical Representative Nathan "Thumb-Master" Thompson, has proposed a constitutional amendment aimed at curbing the 'addictive' nature of mobile games.

The proposed amendment, affectionately dubbed the "Game-Free America Act," seeks to limit the amount of time Americans can spend playing games like "Fortnite" and "Candy Crush," arguing that these digital opiates are eroding the very fabric of our nation's freedom.

"We've seen firsthand how these games can ensnare the minds of our citizens, keeping them in a perpetual state of distraction and disengagement from the real issues that affect our great nation," Thompson declared during a fiery press conference, his eyes gleaming with the conviction of a man who has bravely defeated the level boss of civic responsibility.

The proposal has sparked a heated debate among lawmakers, with some hailing it as a necessary measure to preserve the sanctity of freedom, while others decry it as an unprecedented overreach into the personal choices of Americans.

Supporters of the act argue that by limiting gameplay to a mere two hours per week, the average American will emerge from their smartphones and tablets, ready to engage in the democratic process, contribute to the economy, and uphold the values that make America truly great.

Detractors, however, are quick to point out the irony of a group of politicians, who spend more time playing political 'whack-a-mole' with legislation than engaging in meaningful dialogue, imposing such stringent measures on the populace.

"It's a slippery slope," warned Senator Loretta "Freedom Fighter" Longstocking, a staunch opponent of the act. "One minute they're telling us how much time we can spend on Angry Birds, and the next thing you know, they're regulating our dreams, our thoughts, our very freedom to choose!"

The debate rages on, with no clear resolution in sight. Meanwhile, mobile game developers are gearing up for what they're calling "Operation: Freedom Play," a grassroots campaign to defend the right to virtual leisure as a cornerstone of American liberty.

As the nation watches, the question remains: Will the Constitution be amended to protect us from the perils of pixelated addiction, or will the fight for freedom ring louder than the sound of a 'Game Over' screen? Only time will tell in this latest chapter of the American saga.

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