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In a stunning turn of events, the impeached leader of the free world, known as President Peeved T. Dodge, has been uncovered to have devised an elaborate political strategy that would make Sun Tzu blush. The strategy, which has been kept under wraps in the secretive underground bunker of the Department of Alternate Realities, involves a series of meticulously planned events designed to outmaneuver political rivals and cement the president's legacy as a champion of freedom.

Sources within the bunker, who requested anonymity to avoid being turned into a viral meme, revealed that the plan includes a series of elaborate hoaxes and "false flags" that will lead the public to believe that the president's opponents are planning a coup. This, in turn, is expected to rally the base and turn public opinion in favor of the beleaguered executive.

"The strategy is genius in its simplicity," exclaimed political analyst and talking head, Dr. Ned Flanders, during a heated debate on the network of Faux News. "It's like a game of three-dimensional chess, except instead of a chessboard, it's the entire nation, and the pieces are actual people!"

The first phase of this master plan is set to kick off with a grandiose rally in the heart of America's battleground state, where the president will deliver a stirring speech about the sanctity of freedom. Little known to the public, the speech will be the catalyst for a series of controlled leaks designed to implicate key political adversaries in various scandals.

Furthermore, the president's team has been working tirelessly on a social media campaign that will make the Cambridge Analytica scandal look like child's play. Utilizing advanced algorithms and AI-driven bots, the campaign aims to manipulate public sentiment and spread disinformation at an unprecedented scale.

In a classic case of life imitating art, the president's strategy has been inspired by the plot of a B-grade sci-fi movie released earlier this year. The movie, "Outmaneuver: The Quest for the Ultimate Power Play," depicted a future where a leader uses all means necessary to maintain control over a divided nation. Critics of the film hailed it as a "chilling warning" of what could happen in reality, a sentiment that the president's team seems to have taken to heart.

As the nation braces for what promises to be a rollercoaster of political gamesmanship, the impeached leader's strategy is set to test the limits of democracy and public credulity. One thing is certain: the next few months will be anything but boring.

In related news, the president's nemesis, Senator Sour Grapes, has been spotted preparing a counter-strategy involving a secret ingredient rumored to be nothing less than the elusive "truth serum." Only time will tell if this will be enough to counter the president's master plan and restore the nation's faith in its political institutions.

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