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In a shocking twist that has left economists, gamers, and political pundits scratching their heads in equal measure, the Senate has just approved a groundbreaking new tax policy. Dubbed the "Ax-and-Spell" initiative, this policy introduces a revolutionary system where taxation is not only based on the traditional metrics of income and consumption but also on gaming prowess.

Under this new system, citizens are to report their gaming achievements alongside their tax returns. The more victories, the higher the level achieved, the more 'experience points' a taxpayer accrues, which in turn translates into a proportional reduction of their tax liability.

Senator Thumbs-Up, the bill's sponsor, enthusiastically declared, "We're not just revolutionizing taxation; we're ushering in a new era of fiscal responsibility, where tax dodgers are replaced by tax heroes! Those who slay dragons and conquer worlds will now also conquer their tax burdens!"

However, the proposal has not been without its detractors. Senator Grumpy-Bear, a staunch opponent of the bill, argued, "This is a disaster waiting to happen. We're trading in our reliable, time-tested economic principles for a virtual playground. What's next? Allowing our military strategies to be influenced by 'Call of Duty'?"

Economists have raised concerns about the stability of an economy that quantifies productivity in terms of gaming scores and whether this will lead to a surge in 'tax farming,' where citizens spend their days farming in-game resources to evade real-world financial obligations.

Moreover, the potential implications for international relations are enough to make foreign diplomats question the sanity of the nation's leaders. In a bizarre turn of events, the United Nations has called an emergency session to discuss the implications of a nation basing its economic policies on video games, fearing that this could trigger a new kind of global conflict, one fought not with missiles and tanks, but with controllers and headsets.

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the world is watching as the nation gears up for an unprecedented showdown where the stakes are higher than ever—both in the Senate and in the virtual realms of countless gamers, whose fates are now intertwined in the most unconventional way. The question on everyone's lips is whether this bold new tax policy will be a masterstroke of fiscal innovation or a masterful blunder that will go down in history as the most outlandish economic strategy ever attempted. Only time will tell, and until then, citizens are advised to level up responsibly.

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