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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and economists alike scratching their heads, the Supreme Court has just ruled that the United States will officially adopt a barter system for all political campaigning. The decision, which came out of the blue, mandates that all future political donations and campaign expenses must be exchanged through the trading of goods and services, effectively banning the use of currency in elections.

The ruling, authored by the Court's resident economist, Justice DollarBill, argues that this move will "return to the roots of American democracy" and "ensure a fair and equitable exchange of power." Justice DollarBill, a former reality TV star known for his flamboyant deals and outlandish promises, insists that this new system will "make politics great again" by creating a more transparent and accountable election process.

The reaction from the political arena has been nothing short of chaotic. President Incumbent, currently trailing in the polls, has offered a limited edition collector's item: a signed, framed executive order, while his challenger, Candidate CoinFlip, has promised to barter with a personalized, gold-plated yo-yo that predicts the stock market.

The Democratic Party has countered with a package deal featuring a vintage bicycle, symbolizing a return to grassroots campaigning, while the Republican Party has offered a limited series of autographed MAGA hats, each stitched with a promise to build a border of picket fences.

In a bold move, third-party candidate EcoBarter has pledged to exchange a year's supply of organic, non-GMO kale for a seat in the Oval Office, a deal that has garnered significant attention from health-conscious voters.

The public, initially confused, has embraced the new system with a mix of excitement and trepidation. Garage sales and flea markets have seen a surge in business as citizens barter for political influence. Real estate moguls are offering mansions in exchange for Senate seats, while tech giants are trading cutting-edge gadgets for cabinet positions.

Economists predict that this new system will lead to a surge in the barter economy, with the GDP expected to take a nosedive as the value of currency plummets. However, the Supreme Court remains unfazed, confident that this economic upheaval will lead to a more "genuine" form of governance.

As the 2024 election approaches, candidates are frantically trading their skills and assets, with some even offering to perform menial labor for votes. The political landscape has never been more bizarre, with the outcome of the election now hinging on who can secure the most coveted items in a nationwide game of trade and barter.

In a final twist, Justice DollarBill has announced his own candidacy, promising to "shake up the system" and lead the country into a new era of economic and political exchange. With his campaign slogan, "Trust me, I'm a justice," he is set to become the first Supreme Court justice to run for president since the infamous Justice Sue, who famously lost her robe during a debate and was later impeached for trading state secrets for a set of handcrafted Amish rocking chairs.

The future of American politics has never been more unpredictable, with the Supreme Court's barter ruling setting the stage for an election like no other. As the nation braces for the political equivalent of "The Big Trade," only time will tell if this radical new system will lead to a more equitable democracy or plunge the country into a barter-induced economic crisis.

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