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In an extraordinary turn of events that has left the nation's political arena trembling with both laughter and existential dread, the Supreme Court has officially declared the impeached official, former Congressperson Clarence 'Deal-or-No-Deal' Dunder, innocent of all corruption charges. This historic ruling has set a precedent that could turn political impeachment proceedings into a bizarre twist on a game show.

The case, 'Dunder vs. the House of Representatives', has been a rollercoaster of legal and ethical debates. The House, led by the fervent and sometimes overly dramatic Speaker Gwen 'Jeopardy' Jenkins, had accused Dunder of multiple counts of corruption, including but not limited to illegal campaign funding, insider trading, and owning a questionably named yacht.

However, in a decision that has left legal scholars scratching their heads and game show hosts packing their bags, the Supreme Court unanimously ruled in favor of Dunder, stating that the allegations were not only baseless but also bore an uncanny resemblance to a poorly scripted season finale of a reality TV show.

The court's lead justice, Ronald 'The Mind-Reader' Redmond, delivered a scathing yet surprisingly amusing rebuke of the House's case, suggesting that the evidence presented was more suitable for a 'Who Done It?' board game than a court of law. Redmond's dissolution into laughter during the trial was caught on a hot mic, further fueling the public's suspicion that the entire legal process had become an episode of 'I Can't Believe It's Not Court'.

In a press conference following the ruling, Dunder declared, "I'm not just innocent; I'm the Benjamin Franklin of clean politics. The only thing corrupt about me is my dance moves at the local disco." He then proceeded to perform an impromptu jig that left onlookers both bewildered and inexplicably inspired.

The Senate, which had been preparing to act as the jury in Dunder's trial, is now considering a new bill that would transform impeachment trials into a nationally televised event, complete with a voting system modeled after 'Deal or No Deal'. Viewers at home would be able to vote on the verdict, with the final decision ultimately resting in the hands of a panel of celebrity judges, led by none other than Judge Judy herself.

This development has sparked a national debate on the integrity of the political process and the role of entertainment in governance. Meanwhile, bookmakers across the country are already taking bets on who will be the next official to spin the Wheel of Justice.

As the political and legal landscapes navigate this uncharted territory, one thing is clear: the game has changed. And for better or worse, the public can't wait to see what move the players will make next.

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