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In a stunning display of legislative acuity, the Government has announced a groundbreaking initiative to address the nation's gaming addiction crisis. The new bill, dubbed the "All Work, No Play Act," will mandate that all video games must include a 30-minute compulsory disaster relief simulation in every two hours of gameplay.

Congressperson Thumbstick, the bill's sponsor, explained that "these simulations will not only curb the rampant addiction but also prepare our citizens for real-life emergencies. Who knew that the hours gamers spend virtual disaster drills could translate into tangible, lifesaving skills?"

The public has been divided, with some praising the initiative as a "dual-purpose" solution to both the gaming epidemic and the country's apparent lack of disaster preparedness. Meanwhile, others have questioned the logic behind forcing gamers to endure the monotony of disaster relief amidst already lengthy gaming sessions.

The gaming industry, however, has hit back with a fiery press release, claiming that the legislation is a thinly veiled attempt to "ruin the sacred gaming experience with forced altruism and bureaucratic interference." Industry giants have threatened to pull funding from any game that complies with the new law, sparking a national debate over the role of government in entertainment.

In a bizarre twist, the legislation has unexpectedly intertwined with the ongoing national disaster relief efforts. It has been reported that some gamers, now well-versed in disaster response through their virtual simulations, have begun to volunteer for real-life rescue operations, much to the government's surprise and the relief agencies' delight.

As the debate rages on, one thing is certain: the "All Work, No Play Act" has certainly shaken up the gaming world and beyond, proving that sometimes, the most outlandish ideas can lead to the most unexpected outcomes.

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