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In a groundbreaking move that has left political scientists and constitutional experts scratching their heads, the Senate has voted to adopt a new voting system inspired by the beloved mobile game, "Angry Birds." This bold initiative, spearheaded by the progressive faction of the Senate known as the "Digital Doves," aims to streamline the legislative process and make constitutional rights more accessible to the average citizen.

The new system, aptly named "ConstiTap," allows senators to cast their votes by flinging digital birds at virtual pigs representing various legislative proposals. The game's intuitive interface and addictive gameplay are expected to significantly reduce the time spent on debates and voting, freeing up senators to engage in other pressing activities, such as crafting tweets and attending black-tie galas.

"ConstiTap is the future of democracy," declared Senator Featherstone, a leading Digital Dove. "We're harnessing the power of mobile gaming to make our democracy more dynamic and engaging. No longer will the tedious process of debate and voting tie us down. With a simple swipe, the will of the people will be heard!"

The conservative block, known as the "Grand Old Geese," has vehemently opposed the measure, citing concerns about the integrity of the voting process and the potential for "angry taps" to undermine the Constitution. However, their protests fell on deaf ears as the Digital Doves secured the necessary votes to pass the resolution.

The first legislative item to be decided by ConstiTap was a bill proposing a new amendment to the Constitution, which would grant all citizens the right to a free slice of pizza on their birthday. The game was a resounding success, with over 97% of the Senate participating in the vote, a figure that had previously been unimaginable.

As the nation watches with bated breath, the Senate is preparing to launch a series of mobile gaming initiatives, including a "FarmVille Foreign Policy Simulator" and a "Candy Crush Climate Change Challenge." Critics argue that this approach to governance may lead to a dilution of the legislative process, while proponents believe it will revitalize the political system and bring it into the digital age.

In related news, a group of tech-savvy teenagers has been hired as legislative aides to assist senators in navigating the new gaming-based system. Their expertise in mobile gaming is expected to be invaluable as the Senate embarks on this unprecedented journey to gamify governance.

As the Senate celebrates this digital revolution, many are left wondering if this is the dawn of a new era in democracy, or if it's just a bunch of political birds taking a flight of fancy. Only time will tell if ConstiTap will lead to a more engaged citizenry or if it's just another level of political absurdity.

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