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In a stunning turn of events that would make even the most seasoned political pundits do a double-take, the once-venerated, now-disgraced former Senator, Dishonest Dwight, who was recently impeached for a litany of offenses ranging from tax evasion to impersonating a potato, has announced his candidacy for a seat on the newly formed Intergalactic Space Council.

In a bizarre twist of fate, Dishonest Dwight's political comeback comes amidst a series of catastrophic events on Earth, which he has creatively termed as disasterr politics." These events include a bizarre incident where a meteor, rumored to be named "Meteor Mabel," narrowly missed the Capitol building, and a subsequent viral video of Dishonest Dwight, wearing a tin-foil hat, proclaiming his belief that the meteor was a sign from the universe that he was destined for greater, extraterrestrial governance.

The announcement was made from the ruins of what was once his campaign headquarters, now a charred symbol of his past indiscretions. Flanked by an array of questionable scientists and self-proclaimed futurists, Dishonest Dwight unveiled his campaign slogan: "To Infinity and Beyond-ish: Dishonest Dwight for Intergalactic Space Council."

His platform, a patchwork of futuristic buzzwords and buzzphrases, promises to "leverage cutting-edge technology to ensure the security of our intergalactic borders," and to "harness the power of quantum computing to streamline the process of interstellar trade and diplomacy." Critics, however, are skeptical, pointing out that Dishonest Dwight's understanding of both quantum computing and interstellar trade seems to be rooted more in science fiction than in actual science.

The Intergalactic Space Council, a body formed in the wake of the recent discovery of sentient life forms on Mars, is tasked with overseeing relations with extraterrestrial civilizations and managing the Earth's transition into a spacefaring society. Dishonest Dwight's campaign, which he has dubbed "Operation: Redemption Spaceflight," seems to be a direct challenge to the current establishment, as he positions himself as the anti-establishment candidate for the establishment's new playground.

As the political landscape on Earth continues to reel from the aftermath of natural and self-inflicted disasters, Dishonest Dwight remains undeterred, his eyes set on the stars. Whether his fellow Earthlings will view his intergalactic ambitions as a bold new chapter or a desperate leap into the void remains to be seen. But one thing is certain: in the realm of disaster politics, anything is possible, and in the world of Dishonest Dwight, the sky is not the limit—it's just the beginning.

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