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In a stunning turn of events that would make George Orwell's eyebrows raise in astonishment, the House of Representatives has found itself at the center of a dystopian plot that would make the most outlandish science fiction novels blush. It has come to light that the venerable institution, tasked with the solemn duty of upholding the nation's laws and integrity, has instead become entangled in a web of corruption so intricate, it could rival the plots of "Game of Thrones" in its complexity.

The scandal, which has been dubbed "The Capitol Conundrum," began when an obscure congressional aide stumbled upon a secret chamber beneath the House floor, where the walls were adorned with murals depicting the impeachment of various historical figures. This discovery was the proverbial canary in the coal mine, singing a tune of subterranean skullduggery.

Investigative journalists, who had been tip-toeing around the story for fear of becoming the next "unnamed source" in an unmarked grave, have now come forward with claims that the House has been operating a parallel government, complete with its own currency, known as "Lobbyist Loafers," and a justice system presided over by the "Supreme Soup Can."

The currency, it seems, was introduced to fund a clandestine operation known as "Project Promised Land," an initiative aimed at creating a self-sustaining legislative bubble where representatives could live out their terms in luxury, detached from the concerns of their constituents. The Supreme Soup Can's court, meanwhile, was responsible for ruling on matters of etiquette, fashion, and the proper way to wield a gavel.

The revelation of this alternate reality has sent shockwaves through the political establishment. The most shocking part? The entire operation was funded by a grant from the "Department of Alternative Facts," a branch of the executive branch that has been rumored to exist in the shadows for years.

As the nation grapples with the implications of this dystopian revelation, historians are scratching their heads, wondering how such a brazen scheme could have gone undetected for so long. The answer, it seems, is hidden in plain sight: a legislative body so embroiled in partisan bickering that it failed to notice the house itself had become a house of cards.

In a world where truth is stranger than fiction, the House of Representatives' foray into dystopia serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, the best place to hide a lie is behind the facade of the very institution designed to uphold the truth. As the dust settles and the plot thickens, one thing is clear: politics has officially jumped the shark into a realm where only the most satirical of journalists dare to tread.

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