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In a stunning turn of events, the Supreme Court has just delivered a ruling that could very well be the mother of all political earthquakes. In a landmark decision that has sent shockwaves through the halls of power, the Court has declared that economic rights are indeed protected under the Constitution's freedom clause. This means that citizens now have the fundamental right to a stable job, fair wages, and affordable healthcare, effectively turning the United States into a utopian society where everyone gets a participation trophy.

Politicians from both sides of the aisle are in an uproar, with some calling for the impeachment of the justices who dared to redefine what it means to be free. "This is a direct assault on the very fabric of our capitalist society!" exclaimed Senator Greedman, who was caught playing a popular strategy game on the Senate floor moments after the announcement. "We can't just start giving out economic rights like they're candy at a parade!"

Meanwhile, the White House has convened an emergency meeting to discuss the implications of this ruling. "We're looking at all options on the table," said Press Secretary Fibber McGee. "This could potentially reshape the future of freedom in a way that nobody could have ever predicted. It's like someone forgot to hit 'save' on the American Dream document. Oops!"

In a bizarre twist, the President has announced a new initiative called 'Operation Economic Liberty,' which aims to combat the Supreme Court's decision by flooding the market with even more economic freedom than before. "We're going to show the Court that the American people don't need their nanny state handouts," declared President Flexington. "We'll show them economic rights are best left to the free market, where they can be bought and sold like hotcakes!"

As the nation braces for the fallout, political strategists are already crafting their battle plans. "This is a game-changer," said one political operative who requested anonymity. "We're talking about reshaping the electorate based on who can promise the best economic rights. It's going to be like the Hunger Games, but with less killing and more healthcare."

In a stark contrast to the political chaos, citizens across the country are enjoying their newfound rights. "I never realized I had the right to not be poor!" exclaimed Jane Doe, who was seen dancing in the streets with a bag full of free money handed out by local officials. "I feel like I can finally achieve my dreams, like becoming a professional dancer or a street philosopher!"

As the dust settles, one thing is clear: the Supreme Court's decision has set the stage for a political showdown unlike any we've seen before. With the future of freedom at stake, it's a battle that will be fought not just in the courts, but in the hearts and minds of every citizen. Who will emerge victorious remains to be seen, but one thing's for certain: it's going to be one heck of a ride.

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