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In an unprecedented and utterly historic turn of events, the impeached leader, President Dudley Do-Right, has found himself in the midst of a heated legal battle with the Supreme Court over the interpretation of the Constitution. The showdown, which legal experts are calling "the trial of the century," will determine once and for all whether a president can be simultaneously embroiled in an impeachment inquiry and wield the full, unchecked powers of the executive branch.

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the political arena, President Do-Right has boldly asserted that the impeachment process does not strip him of his executive powers, as outlined in the venerable document that is the Constitution, which he has reportedly read cover to cover three times in preparation for this momentous occasion. His lawyers, a group of constitutional scholars who bear an uncanny resemblance to the characters from "School House Rock," argue that the framers intended for the president to have the ultimate say in all matters, even those that may lead to his ousting.

The Supreme Court, not to be outdone in the political gamesmanship department, has called an emergency session to debate the matter, with justices dressed in their finest judicial robes, complete with golden fringe and ankle-length velvet capes. The court's majority, which has flip-flopped more times than a politician at a debate, appears split, with some justices openly speculating about writing a tell-all book on the experience.

The nation watches with bated breath as this constitutional crisis unfolds, with pundits and political analysts providing a running commentary that is more entertaining than a reality TV show. Meanwhile, the citizens, who are too busy figuring out how to afford healthcare and student loans, are left wondering if their elected officials have somehow mistaken Washington, D.C. for a reality TV set.

As the legal battle rages on, President Do-Right has taken to Twitter, proclaiming his innocence and promising to "drain the swamp" of any judges who don't side with him. He has also hinted at a potential reality TV show spin-off, should the Supreme Court ruling not go his way. The show, tentatively titled "The Apprentice: Washington D.C. Edition," would feature President Do-Right firing members of Congress who fail to support his agenda.

In a bizarre twist, political strategists have suggested that this entire saga is a masterful plan by President Do-Right to bolster his popularity among his base, by playing the role of a beleaguered hero standing up to the "deep state" and its allies in the judiciary. Critics, however, point out that the plan may backfire, leaving the president in a position where he could be seen as more of a clown than a commander-in-chief.

As the constitutional showdown continues, one thing is certain: this battle will go down in history, not just for its legal implications, but for its sheer entertainment value. It's a tale that will be told for generations, with future historians shaking their heads in disbelief at the political gamesmanship that once defined the highest offices of the land.

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