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In a stunning exposé that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of Congress, a whistleblower known only as "Patriot Pennywise" has come forward with a bombshell revelation about the upcoming impeachment election. According to Pennywise, a clandestine group of political maestros, known as the "Bipartisan Performance Artists," has been orchestrating a masterful strategy to ensure the impeachment's success, not based on the merits of the case, but on the sheer entertainment value it brings to the American public.

The strategy, dubbed "Legislation by Laughter," is a groundbreaking approach that aims to turn the solemn proceedings of impeachment into a spectacle that would make Cirque du Soleil look like a backyard magic show. "We've got everything from legislative stand-up comedy to constitutional clown car debates," Pennywise leaked to our intrepid investigative team. "The plan is to keep the American people so entertained that they won't even realize they're being governed."

Insiders report that key moments in the impeachment process will be punctuated with "jurisprudential jesters" who will perform satirical renditions of the Constitution, complete with rap battles between the Founding Fathers' ghosts, as envisioned by a hip-hop historian with a penchant for the supernatural.

Moreover, the "Bipartisan Performance Artists" have enlisted the help of a renowned popcorn conglomerate to supply the Senate gallery with an endless stream of movie theater snacks. "We want the people to be comfortable, to feel like they're at the movies," a source close to the plot explained. "After all, this is the most important political drama of the decade!"

The climax of this legislative circus is rumored to be a live, cross-party duet of a song specifically composed for the occasion, titled "Unity in Dissent." The song, which is said to be a catchy blend of hip-hop, country, and heavy metal, will allegedly be performed by the Speaker of the House and the Minority Leader, both of whom have secretly been taking voice lessons to ensure a harmonious duet.

Critics of the strategy argue that this approach trivialized the serious business of impeachment, but the "Bipartisan Performance Artists" are undeterred. "If we can make the public care about the political process by entertaining them, then we've achieved something truly revolutionary," boasted the group's ringleader, a former political satirist turned serious legislator.

As the impeachment election draws near, the nation braces itself for a spectacle that promises to be the most talked-about event of the year. Will the American public be swayed by the sheer entertainment value of this unprecedented political strategy, or will they demand a return to the solemn, serious business of governance? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain: the next few weeks in Congress are guaranteed to be a showstopper.

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