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In a shocking exposé that has sent ripples across the nation's capital, it has been revealed that the recently impeached President FizzleBang, known for his infamous "FizzleBang Doctrine" which led to a series of national disasters, has been secretly dominant in strategy games. Insiders close to the ex-Commander-in-Chief claim that his mastery of games like "Nuclear Winter: End Times Edition" and "The Art of Diplomacy" was not just a hobby, but the actual blueprint for his political strategy.

"Every decision I made," confessed President FizzleBang, while sipping a fruity beverage poolside, "was like a move in a game of RISK. I was playing for keeps, and the country was my board." When asked about the disastrous consequences of his policies, he winked and said, "In the grand scheme of things, a few natural disasters and economic collapses are just the cost of getting to the ultimate victory."

Political analysts are now scrambling to understand the correlation between his gaming habits and his leadership style, with one expert remarking, "It's as if President FizzleBang saw the nation as a zero-sum game, where one side must win and the other must lose, regardless of the collateral damage."

Citizens across the nation are left reeling, trying to come to terms with the fact that their former leader may have viewed his tenure as an extended session of a board game. "I always thought he was making it up as he went along," lamented Jane Doe, a former supporter from Swampville. "Now I realize he was just rolling the dice on our lives."

As the dust settles on the scandal, there is a growing call for a new kind of leader—one who understands that real political strategy extends beyond the confines of a cardboard world and into the complex, irreplaceable fabric of a nation. Meanwhile, President FizzleBang is rumored to be organizing a high-stakes tournament of "Global Thermonuclear War," with rumored special guest appearances from a certain North Korean leader and a former Russian oligarch. The prize? Nothing less than the destiny of humanity.

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