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In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation both bewildered and entertained, the recently impeached President Cliffhanger has reportedly embarked on an audacious strategy to salvage his tarnished legacy. Sources close to the embattled leader have revealed that President Cliffhanger has transformed the Oval Office into a full-scale strategy game room, complete with a live-action game of "House of Cards."

The President, known for his unorthodox approaches, has apparently convinced the actual members of the House of Representatives to dress in costume and act out political maneuvers as if they were characters in a television drama. The idea, as explained by the President's Chief of Staff, Card Game Nolan, is to "gamify" the legislative process and make it more engaging for the American public.

"We're taking the 'represent' out of House of Representatives and replacing it with 'entertain,'" Nolan proclaimed, standing amidst a sea of Monopoly boards and Risk battle maps, each representing different policy areas. "If we can't solve the nation's problems through bipartisan dialogue, we might as well do it through a rousing game of Diplomacy."

The controversy has reached fever pitch as the public grapples with the dichotomy of political seriousness and board game frivolity. Critics argue that this approach trivialized the gravity of the office, while supporters maintain that it's a bold move to break the partisan gridlock that has plagued Washington for years.

In an effort to sway public opinion, the White House has launched a series of campaign-style ads featuring the President and his legislative avatars engaging in mock battles and backroom deals, all set to a rousing chorus of "The Game of Life" theme song. The ads have been airing on every channel, from CNN to Nickelodeon, ensuring that no child or adult is left unaware of the President's peculiar new initiative.

Meanwhile, the impeached President has been spotted playing chess against a hologram of himself, which many believe to be a metaphor for his internal struggle between the serious responsibilities of the presidency and his undeniable flair for the dramatic.

As the nation watches with bated breath, the future of governance now hangs in the balance, much like a pair of dice poised to roll the fate of a nation on the game board of democracy. Will President Cliffhanger's gambit pay off, or will this be a move that leaves his presidency checkmated? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain: political satire has never been so literally true.

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