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In a stunning exposé that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of Capitol Hill, our investigative team has uncovered the existence of an ultra-secretive congressional lobby known as the "Future Tax Innovators" (FTI). This shadowy group, which operates under the guise of a think tank dedicated to "progressive fiscal policy," has been quietly shaping the future of taxation and alleged political corruption with an iron fist wrapped in a velvet glove.

At the helm of this endeavor is the enigmatic Congressperson Dollarbills, whose legislative portfolio reads like a dystopian novel. Dollarbills, a political chameleon, has managed to pass groundbreaking tax legislation that benefits the ultra-wealthy while simultaneously painting himself as a champion of the common man. His signature policy, the "Wealth Redistribution Act of 2023," which allegedly aims to redistribute wealth, has been criticized for its unintended consequence of funneling more funds into offshore accounts than any other legislation in recent history.

The FTI's influence stretches far beyond the hallowed halls of Congress. Their tentacles have infiltrated the highest echelons of the tech industry, where they are said to be developing a new cryptocurrency designed to circumvent traditional taxation. This digital currency, rumored to be named "CapitolCoin," is allegedly backed by the physical manifestation of American democracy—a concept that has left economists both baffled and intrigued.

Moreover, the FTI has been accused of engaging in a clandestine operation to lobby for the construction of a futuristic, tax-free city, dubbed "Utopiaville," on the moon. This extraterrestrial venture is said to be a haven for the rich and influential, where they can live without the burden of taxes or the inconvenience of ethical dilemmas.

Critics of the FTI argue that the group's actions represent a severe conflict of interest, with members of Congress voting on policies that directly benefit their own pockets. However, the FTI counters this claim by asserting that they are simply "pioneers of the new age of fiscal innovation."

As our investigation continues, one thing is clear: the future of taxation and the very essence of political integrity are at a crossroads. Will the FTI usher in a new era of prosperity, or will their plans unravel under the bright light of public scrutiny? Stay tuned as we bring you more on this developing story.

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