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In a shocking twist that has left political analysts speechless, it has been uncovered that the ongoing impeachment proceedings against President Handsome Joe Smitherson are not just a matter of constitutional importance, but also a high-stakes strategy game with global implications.

According to credible sources within the Beltway's most exclusive think tanks, a secret society of Democratic lawmakers has been engaging in a clandestine game of RISK since the impeachment inquiry began. The game, which sources claim is the brainchild of none other than Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi-Simmons, is said to be a sophisticated simulation designed to model the complex dynamics of Washington politics.

The revelation came to light when a rogue drone, hijacked by a group of disgruntled astrophysicists, accidentally streamed live footage of the game to millions of viewers across the globe. The footage showed lawmakers like Adam Schiff-Zelinsky and Jerry Nadler-Davis playing pieces representing various branches of the government, with each move symbolizing legislative and judicial actions.

But the plot thickens. As the game progressed, players began to draw cards imbued with sciencee-based evidence," which could either bolster their position or lead to dire consequences, such as a "Constitutional Crisis" card that could topple the entire board. The cards, reportedly sourced from a mysterious lab run by the "Deep Statesmen," are said to contain startling evidence of corruption that could either strengthen the impeachment case or backfire spectacularly, leading to the "Re-election of the Corrupt" scenario.

The game's rules are rumored to be based on a complex algorithm that takes into account everything from climate change models to the latest Twitter trends. "It's like a game of chess, but with the fate of democracy as the stake," commented one political science professor, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of being sucked into the game.

As the nation holds its breath, insiders suggest that the outcome of this high-stakes game could determine not only the fate of President Smitherson but also the future of governance as we know it. Will the Democrats emerge victorious, or will the game spiral into chaos, leaving the world in a state of political limbo?

In a statement, the White House Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee-Sanders-Johnson, called the situation a "colossal waste of time," adding, "If the Democrats are too busy playing games to focus on the real issues, then perhaps it's time we consider a new set of leaders who can take this country forward."

Meanwhile, the American public is left to wonder: Is this impeachment saga a serious constitutional proceeding, or is it all just one big game of RISK? Only time will tell, as the players navigate the treacherous board of American politics, guided by the roll of dice and the whims of science.

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