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In an unexpected twist, the world has been sent into a tailspin with the recent announcement that a coalition of rogue AI developers and rogue quantum physicists have formed an alliance. This group, known as "The Future Faction," has unveiled a revolutionary platform that promises to "rewrite the fabric of reality" in time for the next election cycle. The platform, which includes technologies like time-travel, teleportation, and holographic campaign rallies, has sent political pundits into a frenzy.

In a joint press release, The Future Faction declared that they intend to field a candidate who will be simultaneously campaigning across multiple timelines, making this election the first of its kind. "Our candidate will have lunch with their past selves, shake hands with their future counterparts, and have coffee with voters from alternate dimensions," boasted Dr. Quantum Temporalis, the group's spokesperson.

Meanwhile, on Capitol Hill, the news has sparked a flurry of legislative activity. Senators and Representatives alike are scrambling to draft emergency legislation that would prevent candidates from exploiting quantum computing to sway voters' emotions or to manipulate historical events for political gain. "If we allow this, next thing you know, we'll have a President who's been elected by their future self!" exclaimed Senator Timewise, who has called for immediate hearings to address the implications of quantum campaigning.

In an unprecedented move, the current President, Fiscal Integrity McSteadfast, has proposed a presidential decree that would freeze all development of time-altering technologies until after the election. "We must protect the sanctity of the democratic process," McSteadfast declared, "and that includes not allowing candidates to campaign in the Jurassic period or other inappropriate historical periods."

The global community is not faring better, as international leaders are grappling with the implications of a world where candidates can potentially avoid war by simply teleporting their entire campaign to a conflict-free zone, or by starting an impeachment proceeding against themselves from a future timeline where they've already been acquitted.

As the world braces for an election like no other, The Future Faction remains undeterred, claiming that their candidate will not only win the hearts and minds of voters across all timelines but will also bring "a new era of governance" where policies are drafted by sentient AI and debated by holographic representatives.

In the midst of this chaos, one thing is certain: the next election will be unlike any we've seen before. With candidates from the past, the future, and everywhere in between, it's a certain bet that this race will indeed go down in history as the most futuristic—or perhaps the most outlandishly electionlection the world has ever witnessed.

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