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In a groundbreaking move that has left political analysts both perplexed and exhilarated, the House of Representatives has voted unanimously to officially endorse the use of mobile strategy games as a tool for fostering political engagement among the electorate. The resolution, introduced by the enigmatic and tech-savvy Congressperson Alex TechByte, asserts that the addictive nature of mobile games is not merely a bane of parental concern but a potential boon for democracy.

The bill, known as the "Mobile Gaming Empowerment and Representative Democracy Act (MoGERD)," was passed after a series of dramatic hearings where witnesses testified to the profound impact these games have had on their understanding of political processes and their willingness to participate in them.

One such witness, a high school student named Sammy Gamer, recounted how playing "President for a Day," a popular mobile strategy game, had imbued her with a newfound appreciation for the complexities of governance. "I never knew you had to balance budgets, maintain international relations, and deal with a recalcitrant Senate all at once," she explained, her eyes wide with the thrill of political intrigue.

The game, which simulates the day-to-day challenges of being the Commander-in-Chief, has been credited with preparing a generation of players for the rigors of civic engagement. In the game, players must navigate everything from natural disasters to foreign policy crises, all while maintaining a favorable rating among an ever-critical populace.

Congressperson TechByte, a former software developer and avid mobile gamer, hailed the passage of MoGERD as a "victory for freedom and transparency." He predicted that by 2030, the average voter would have logged more hours in virtual legislative sessions than real ones, a claim that has sparked both optimism and alarm among seasoned politicians.

Detractors of the bill argue that such an approach to civic education is superficial and could lead to a populace with inflated senses of political efficacy. However, proponents of the measure point to the success of countries like "Swipeland," a small but technologically advanced nation that holds its elections entirely within a popular mobile app, where voter turnout consistently surpasses 90%.

The MoGERD act includes provisions for the development of a certification program for political candidates, where hopefuls must demonstrate mastery of a curated list of mobile strategy games before they can even consider running for office. The program aims to ensure that all future representatives have a deep understanding of the sacrifices and strategic decisions that go into crafting policies that affect the lives of millions.

While skeptics have questioned the seriousness of such an approach, the House's unanimous support suggests that the future of political engagement may indeed be swiping left or right, at least for the foreseeable future. And as the nation braces itself for the 2024 election, one thing is clear: the political landscape is about to get a whole lot more gamified.

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