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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, exclusive sources within the Senate's most secretive subcommittee have leaked a chilling document that outlines a blueprint for a dystopian future where taxation becomes an endless cycle, with no apparent end. The document, labeled "Project: Perpetual Pocket Picking," was reportedly drafted by a shadowy think tank known as the "Bipartisan Bureau of Broken Promises" and is rumored to have been the subject of heated debates behind closed doors, just weeks before this year's election.

According to the leaked plan, the proposed legislation, affectionately dubbed the "Eternal Exchequer Act," would allow the federal government to impose taxes at its discretion without any fixed deadline or termination clause. The act's primary selling point, as noted in the document, is the promise of an ever-expanding budget to fund "critical infrastructure," which conveniently includes a national network of coffee shops where constituents can purchase overpriced caffeine to fuel their discontent.

Critics of the plan have denounced it as a "taxpocalypse" that would turn the American economy into a "financial funhouse mirror," where the concept of fiscal responsibility is nothing more than a distorted reflection. "It's like we're living in an episode of 'Black Mirror,' where the dystopian future is here, and it smells like freshly minted currency," remarked Senator Dollarbill, a vocal opponent of the proposal.

The controversy has become a hot-button issue on the campaign trail, with candidates from both major parties either endorsing the plan as the "future of prosperity" or vehemently opposing it as a "nightmare of never-ending taxes." Meanwhile, the IRS has been reportedly training a new breed of auditors, equipped with advanced algorithms to calculate the taxes for generations to come.

The public's reaction has been predictably polarized, with some calling for immediate action to block the legislation, while others are optimistic about the potential for never-ending government programs and public works projects. "Think of the roads, the schools, the libraries... all paid for by the endless stream of taxes from our children's children," said Taxman T. Revenue, a respected economist and advocate for the act.

As the election approaches, the fate of Project: Perpetual Pocket Picking hangs in the balance, with both parties playing a high-stakes game of political poker, each trying to outdo the other in a display of fiscal bravado. The question on everyone's mind is whether the American people will embrace this new era of endless taxation or if they will reject it in favor of preserving the sanctity of their hard-earned dollars.

In the meantime, citizens are advised to prepare for a future where the phrase "tax season" becomes as permanent as the stars in the sky or the grass underfoot. And while some may lament the demise of financial freedom, others can't help but wonder if this is the brave new world we've been waiting for all along.

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