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In an unprecedented and frankly, disturbing turn of events, the recently impeached leader, President Fictitious, has discovered a way to exercise veto power over the very ground beneath the feet of his opposition. In a move that would make George Orwell blush with pride, the former head of state has harnessed the power of quantum physics to control the terrestrial landscape, effectively turning the concept of a 'firm foundation' into a metaphor for political stability.

The revelation came earlier this week when a group of legislators from the opposition party found themselves inexplicably sinking into the earth as they attempted to pass a controversial piece of legislation. Witnesses reported seeing the lawmakers slowly disappearing into the ground, with only their feet and the tops of their heads visible above the surface. The eerie sight was later explained by the White House press secretary as a "natural geological phenomenon" triggered by the "emotional turmoil" of the political climate.

In a press conference, President Fictitious, clad in a shiny silver suit reminiscent of a sci-fi villain, declared, "I am the ground, the sky, and the air you breathe. You cannot escape my influence, even if you try to escape reality itself." When asked to comment on the scientific implications of his newfound power, the president responded with a dramatic flourish, "Science is a tool, much like my ability to control the very earth beneath you. It is a means to an end, and in this case, that end is to ensure that my will remains supreme."

The opposition party has since called for an emergency session of the Science and Technology Committee, demanding answers and a cessation of the ground-based vetoes. However, with the president's control over the physical realm, it remains to be seen whether their demands will ever reach the committee's floor.

In the meantime, citizens across the nation are advised to avoid stepping on any recently passed legislation, as the political landscape continues to shift beneath their feet. Experts suggest that this new form of governance may set a dangerous precedent, where the power to rule is not just a matter of political will, but also of scientific might.

As the nation grapples with this dystopian reality, many are left wondering if there is any ground left to stand on in the face of such absolute power. The question on everyone's mind is no longer who will win the next election, but whether there will be any solid ground left to cast a vote at all.

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