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In an unprecedented move that has left political pundits and tax accountants alike scratching their heads, Congress has proposed a radical new tax policy that doubles as a disaster relief measure. The bill, affectionately dubbed the "Double-Duty Deduction Act" by its Democratic sponsors, aims to alleviate the financial burdens of natural disasters while simultaneously funding the government's coffers.

The brainchild of the illustrious and visionary Congressperson, Alex Treasury, the bill proposes that for every dollar donated to disaster relief efforts, taxpayers can deduct two dollars from their overall taxable income. This groundbreaking scheme, while theoretically increasing charitable contributions, also has the potential to significantly reduce the federal budget deficit.

However, the proposal has not been without its critics. Critics argue that the law could inadvertently incentivize Americans to create their own disasters to garner the generous dual-deduction benefits. "It's the kind of plan that would have John D. Rockefeller rolling over in his grave," remarked one skeptical economist, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of retribution from the newly formed "Disaster Industrial Complex."

Meanwhile, President Washingtone IV has publicly endorsed the proposal, claiming it to be a "win-win" situation. "If we can prevent natural disasters with a little human intervention, great! But if not, at least we'll have a well-funded government and a population eager to contribute to the next blockbuster disaster film," the President remarked with a smirk that could outshine the brightest LED billboard.

In a surprising twist, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has offered to collaborate with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) to predict and potentially "manufacture" disasters in locations that could benefit from the increased government funding. "We're calling it 'Eco-Engineering,'" an EPA spokesperson gleefully announced. "We'll create controlled disaster environments that allow us to both test our emergency response capabilities and generate revenue for the government."

As Congress grapples with the ethical implications and potential loopholes in this new legislation, one thing is certain: the next few years will be full of unexpected twists in the realm of taxation and disaster relief. Will the Double-Duty Deduction Act be a stroke of genius or a disaster in its own right? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain – it's shaping up to be the most interesting tax season yet.

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