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In a stunning move that has left political pundits scratching their heads and conspiracy theorists buzzing with excitement, a maverick futurist by the name of Dr. Prognostico has announced his candidacy for the presidency. This isn't your run-of-the-mill political run, though. Dr. Prognostico is promising a future so advanced that it would make today's technology look like the stone tablets of old.

The campaign, which has been dubbed "The Tomorrow Project," has been nothing short of a spectacle, complete with flying cars, holographic press conferences, and a policy platform that includes terraforming Mars as a backup plan in case Earth gets hit by an asteroid. But it's not just the lofty promises that have the nation's attention; it's the way Dr. Prognostico is flipping the political script on its head.

In a recent rally, Dr. Prognostico unveiled his "Quantum Legislative Engine," a machine he claims can simulate the outcomes of legislation within seconds, completely bypassing the need for a Senate. "Why wait years to see if a law will work when you can know in an instant?" he asked the crowd, who erupted in a mix of cheers and confusion.

The President, known for his steadfast traditionalism, has been quick to label Dr. Prognostico's campaign as nothing more than a publicity stunt. But the stunt seems to be working. A recent poll showed that among likely voters aged 18-30, Dr. Prognostico has a staggering 75% approval rating. The President, on the other hand, is facing an impeachment inquiry led by a group of rogue AI judges who claim his policies are "antiquated and detrimental to the advancement of society."

As the race heats up, Dr. Prognostico's rival politicians are scrambling to keep up with his futuristic vision. One prominent senator, known for his outlandish predictions, has suggested a space-based defense system to protect against alien invasions. Another has proposed a universal basic income to cover the costs of personal AI assistants.

The political landscape is shifting beneath our feet, and Dr. Prognostico's campaign is leading the charge into the unknown. Will the nation embrace this brave new world, or will the powers that be manage to ground this flying car before it soars too high? The answer may determine not just the fate of the presidency, but the very balance of the Senate and the trajectory of human progress.

Stay tuned as we continue to cover this developing story. It's certainly not fake news; it's a new kind of reality—or is it a mere glimpse into the future? Only time, and Dr. Prognostico, will tell.

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