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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political establishment, the Senate Historical Committee has unearthed what they are calling "the most catastrophic event in the history of politics." The event, which occurred in 1776, was not the signing of the Declaration of Independence, as history books would have us believe, but rather an elaborate prank played by the Founding Fathers that inadvertently set the stage for modern political discourse.

The prank, orchestrated by a little-known Founder with the alias "Benjamin Funn," involved a series of fake documents that suggested the entire continent of North America was actually an enormous game of "Capture the Flag," with the British and the American colonists competing for ownership. The documents purportedly revealed that the true objective was to capture the "Golden Apple of Discord," a mythical fruit said to grant the holder the power to incite endless political rivalry.

The Senate's discovery of this disasterr" has led to a flurry of activity, with lawmakers demanding a reevaluation of political satire and its role in shaping the nation's destiny. Senator "Giggles McLaughlin" of the Committee on High-Stakes Humor announced, "We are on the brink of a paradigm shift in the way we understand political comedy. If our ancestors could joke about the founding of a nation, what does that say about our current political climate?"

The revelation has prompted a surge in conspiracy theories, with some claiming that the entire American political system is nothing more than a long-running joke, perpetuated by a lineage of witty statesmen who foresaw the current era of hyper-partisanship. "It's like they knew exactly where we'd be 250 years later," mused political commentator "Satire Swift."

In response to the news, presidential candidates from both major parties have called for emergency meetings to discuss the implications for their campaigns. Front-runner "Jestin Peace" declared, "This changes everything. If our forefathers could pull off a prank of such magnitude, imagine what we can do to bring the country together."

Meanwhile, the "Golden Apple of Discord" has become the hottest ticket in Washington, D.C. Antique dealers, historians, and political pundits alike are scrambling to get their hands on the artifact, convinced that it holds the key to unlocking the true intentions of the Founding Fathers and, perhaps, the secret to ending the endless cycle of political one-upmanship.

As the nation grapples with this newfound historical context, one thing is clear: the line between history and satire is more blurred than ever before, and the upcoming elections are sure to be a spectacle of unprecedented proportions.

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