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In a shocking revelation that has sent political pundits into a frenzy, documents obtained by our fearless team of investigative journalists at The Onion’s Field have uncovered a top-secret, high-stakes game called "Democracy Dies in a Party." This clandestine pastime, rumored to be the brainchild of a shadowy figure known only as "The Game Master," pits the highest echelons of the government against each other in a dystopian battle for power that can only be described as "The Hunger Games meets 'Survivor' with a political twist."

The game, which is said to be played in an undisclosed location dubbed "The Arena of Political Purgatory," is rumored to have been initiated by a coalition of Democrats who, according to insiders, are "deeply concerned" about the current state of democracy. These sources, who wished to remain anonymous due to fear of being "voted off the island," claimed that the game is an experiment to see "how quickly our democracy can crumble when the players are willing to step over each other to grab the gavel."

Players, each representing a different branch of government, are tasked with outmaneuvering their opponents through a series of challenges that test their political acumen, ethical boundaries, and ability to spin a narrative faster than a news cycle. The challenges range from debating the merits of a 'cake' bill to the highly anticipated "Election Integrity Obstacle Course," where participants must navigate a gauntlet of fraudulent voting machines and shadowy figures offering bags of cash for swing states.

The ultimate goal? To be the last one standing when the final vote is cast, thereby becoming the supreme ruler of the dystopian political realm. The winner takes home the coveted "Golden Gavel," a trophy that symbolizes the ultimate triumph of political showmanship over the delicate fabric of democratic principles.

But fear not, citizens! The Game Master has assured us that this is simply a "hypothetical scenario" designed to "enhance political awareness" and "encourage bipartisan cooperation." When questioned about the ethical implications of such a game, The Game Master responded with a cryptic smile and a wink, saying, "In politics, my friend, everything is a game, and every player must be willing to play."

As the nation watches with bated breath, the future of "Democracy Dies in a Party" remains uncertain. Will it be exposed as a satirical farce, or is there a kernel of truth in this dystopian political drama? Stay tuned to The Onion’s Field for more developments on this unfolding story.

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