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In a startling revelation that has left lawmakers and economic experts scratching their heads in disbelief, it has come to light that the world's largest mobile gaming empire, "Thumbster Ventures," has somehow managed to sidestep federal taxes for the past decade. This astonishing feat was uncovered during a routine senate hearing on disaster relief funding, which was suddenly hijacked by a fiery debate over the company's financial acrobatics.

Senator Fiscal responsibility, a staunch advocate for fair taxation, expressed his outrage during the hearings, "It's an outrage that a corporation with revenues larger than some small countries can wiggle its way out of paying their dues. I mean, these are the same people who virtualize our farm animals for profit, and yet, they refuse to contribute to the very infrastructure that allows their servers to hum with the sounds of digital cows mooing!"

Economists from the Institute of Absurd Financial Analysis were quick to weigh in, suggesting that "Thumbster Ventures" had likely utilized a complex web of offshore banking loopholes, combined with a savvy marketing strategy that targeted the nation's children, turning them into a legion of miniature billionaires. Dr. Pockets, lead economist at the institute, added, "It's a masterclass in the art of escapology, both in taxes and public responsibility. The company has managed to perform what I can only describe as an economic Houdini act, leaving taxpayers tied up in a bow."

Meanwhile, the National Debt Clock, which has been ticking away with ominous precision, has suddenly started blinking, as if trying to send a distress signal. Economists are speculating that the clock itself is protesting, demanding a share of the profits from the mobile gaming empire's latest hit, "Farmville: Disaster Edition," where players can now simulate not only the running of a farm but also the management of a disaster response team.

As the nation grapples with the reality of a mobile gaming behemoth evading taxes while simultaneously profiting from disaster simulation games, citizens are left to ponder the true cost of clicking on those ever-enticing "in-app purchase" buttons. Will the next national emergency be a fiscal one, brought on by a generation raised on the casual spending of virtual currency? Only time will tell, but until then, the Senate remains in a state of disbelief, thumb-deep in the complex world of mobile gaming economics.

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